1.Have your phone-no matter who you are or what stage you are at in life the words "hey so i was thinkin..." or "the clubs r closed and i aint ready for bed yet,whats happenin?" (even to people who dont live within a 30 mile radius),
2.Switch the cooker on-That is just beggin for a constant reminder from people saying to others "And then there was that time Rik almost killed us" Build a bridge people, your still alive aren't you.Bastards
3.Stay in the company of Ex's-No matter how well you get on now they still know things about you and are armed and ready if things turn nasty
4.Finish the night with sex-Even if you both manage to stay awake through it, it will be about as effective and memorable as the remake of 'The Italian Job'
5.Open with "Did you just call me a bastard" when queing for a taxi-Because fighting drunk hurts the next day
6.Think you can make that jump-You can't
7.Make plans with sober people-It leads to confusion when they actually phone you to ask what time your meeting them at and your reply of "sorry what" ain't gonna go down well
8.Ask to see the photos. Your less composed, clothed and heterosexual as the night goes on
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