Things that should be noted whilst dealing with me in the next couple of weeks to reassure that my rants don't get to the-"Shit, Rik just got arrested/sectioned" stage
1-Don't think in the slightest that it is soon enough for you two arseholes to openly talk to each other.(you know who you are)
2-Tescos better fix my fucking TV soon without it affecting my day in the slightest. taking over the world aye but not efficiently!
3-Don't be a fucking idiot/lazy/"riks a push over" twat towards me at work-things DON'T take 3 minutes
4-Don't comment ont the amount of swearing in this blog.It is needed
5-Do dress a little less (its getting warmer)-that goes to girls AND guys.No more Naked Rik I want Naked People
6-Be drunk!-I hate sober people. They always know whats happening and I don't trust that
7-Be offensive
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